The theme of this 'refreshed' front page is old age. It's a strange thought that if this old boy was seventy when the picture was taken, then he was born before Victoria ascended the throne.
I was just saying to Mum, Charlie, that lovely gramophone has given you a new lease on life! Charlie?...Charlie...er...
No, Sir, the music is just called 'hot', you can safely touch the gramophone while it's playing. Oh, I'm sorry; it's rolling towards you? That's a different problem.
Ladies know how to enjoy themselves, but is the one on the right receiving secret messages from the gramophone? (Nice balloons, by the way, Madam!).